It's All About Knowledge

The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability.

Henry Ford

Just wanted to send you a quick note about this great website I found that gives you Unlimited access to all the Free eBooks you want.  

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Enjoy,   

Ian

P.S. If you like it as much as I do, you'll love that you can give away a V.I.P. Membership to one of your family or friends, when you get yours.

*The way we do it in Australia!*

*The way we do it in Australia!*


This morning I was
in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria
Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and
headed back home. I stopped at a
service station for fuel where a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up
her car at the next pump.

She glanced over at the two boxes of booze, bent over
and leaned in my passenger window, and said

in a sexy voice: "I'm a big believer in barter, fella. Would you be
interested in trading sex for beer?"



Well,I thought for a few seconds and asked:......................


.............."What kind of beer 'ya got?" 

     

What a great testimonial for the above book :-)

 

Too often you read a joke book that has good jokes, bad jokes, and HORRIBLE jokes. Dean, your book is one of those rarities in which, like an album by a band where EVERY song is good, the whole joke book rocks! 

I'm a cheap bastard, but I truly believe I got my money's worth with your book. It's added a HUGE amount of ammunition to my joke arsenal when I'm hanging out with people... I'm damn sure gonna buy Volume 2 if it every comes out. Thanks Dean. You rock.
-- Matt Fort Hood, Texas

Thank you Google team

The Blog is alive again woo hoo - thanks team for restoring this..

Backlinking made easy

I've spoken about this site before, but due to all the ongoing work and awesome enhancements and additions made by the team I believe it's worthy of another shout.

The service I'm talking about is SocialMonkee, which offers a quick and easy way to build backlinks to any page, whether it's your own page or a page that links to your page. Submitting a URL to SocialMonkee takes less than a few minutes, and it only takes a few seconds if you use the Firefox or Chrome Plugin (provided to you at no cost).

This service is a proven link building solution that has already helped thousands, to not only build backlinks to their pages, but also boost their existing backlinks. Building  backlinks can be a time-consuming, boring process. You can outsource the process to an  agency and pay a lot of money, or you can do it yourself...

Whether or not you already build backlinks to your pages, SocialMonkee is a must-have. If you're new to link building, SocialMonkee is a great place to start as it's very easy to use and does a great job. If you already build backlinks but don't see the benefits, here is your chance to boost them and make them pass on some powerful link juice to your pages.

The system even integrates popular content spinning and link indexing tools so you can submit URLs even faster and get the most out of your backlinks.

The network keeps growing, with new sites added every week, so sign up now and submit your URLs within the next few minutes to boost your rankings and get the traffic your pages deserve.

You wont regret it.

Get Rich With Jerry - The Best Safelists for February 2014

Jerry provides an interesting list with ratings for a large number of safelists in this blog post  - interesting information.





Get Rich With Jerry - The Best Safelists for February 2014 - http://instantblogsubscribers.com/vip/housedawg

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Procrastinators guide to traffic

In this guide, I won’t give you tips on how to overcome procrastinating. But what I
will do is give you some procrastinator-friendly methods for generating traffic.
You can do them while you’re distracted; you can do them at the last minute; and
you can do them in a short period of time.

Traffic GO

Gold Recovery: How to recover gold from ink cartridges

Another excellent video from "Moose Scrapper" on how to recover gold from ink cartridges.

Some ribbons have adhesive on one side and will not work in this reaction. You may have to incinerate them with your IC's and flat packs. Very easy process with HCL ( Muriatic acid) and bleach to make Auric chloride.

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Check out other awesome videos by Moose Scrapper 

Have a great day and an awesome 2014 :-)

 

Life After Money - an excellent blog

Re-using scrap metal and plastic. Here's an idea to make something out of rubbish

An excellent Blog Post by "Meanqueen" on recycling and many money saving tips on her blog.

- I recommend a read :-)

Life After Money, My Brilliant life on a Pension.


 And another great way to earn some extra income..

coupled with

Between these two sites I have made over $120 in the last year just playing around maybe an hr a week, I'm sure if you spent longer you could definitely make more and save at the same time - Brilliant!

Quality customer service

Excellent customer service is all about ensuring customers are happy with the service they receive and will want to come back in the future to make further purchases.

Consider the following key points to help fine-tune your customer service:

    Provide quick, efficient and friendly service – customers want to feel appreciated so make them feel welcome and important by Quality customer service being attentive and eager to serve them once they enter your store or start using your service.

    Build a good relationship with customers – start by being honest, helpful and making an extra effort to meet and exceed the expectation of your customers. Ongoing communication is also an important part of establishing good customer relations.

    Handle customer complaints quickly and courteously – if a customer is unhappy with the service they receive or have an unresolved complaint, they are likely to tell their friends, family and work colleagues. Bad news spreads fast, so you should always aim to resolve customer complaints wherever possible.

Your business needs to be truly customer-focused to succeed in long run. Always remember, satisfied customers lead to a healthier business whereas poor service will drive customers away.

Dang...

Better The Less You Know 

 

 

Fw: Irony ... laughs

Forwarded to me in an email - something to bring a smile..

The bells are not always audible.

A friend of mine is in the fertilised egg business. He has several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten cockerels to fertilise the eggs.

He kept records, and any cockerels not performing, went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his cockerels.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which cockerel was performing.


Now, he could sit on outside his shed and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

His favourite cockerel, old David, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old David's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other cockerels were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To his amazement, old David had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

My friend was so proud of old David, he entered him in the South Yorkshire Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old David the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old David was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. 

A warning to Aussies on September 7, 2013

Vote carefully in the next election, the bells are not always audible.

  “We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.”
― Ronald Reagan

A Dozen Ways to Increase Your Happiness

Being happy isn't as hard as it appears. 

Below we will cover a dozen things that will increase your sense of happiness and make your life more fulfilling.

1- Social networks or relationships are essential to happiness. People are different, accept people for who or what they are, keep away from arguments, and let go of all kinds of resentments. If arguments seem inevitable, try to see the other persons view.

2- Gratitude is a great attitude.  We have so much to be thankful for. Taking time to thank those who provide even the smallest thing will help you realise how abundant your life is.

3- News is stressful. Get less of it.

4- Being part of a spiritual group with its singing, sacraments, chanting, prayers and meditations encourages inner peace.

5- Manage your time. Time is invaluable and too important to waste.

6- Laugh and laugh vigorously everyday.  Heard a good joke? Tell your friends or family about it. As they also say -'Laughter is the best medicine'.

7- Communicate your feelings, affections, friendship and passion to people around you.

8- Try not to keep pent up anger of frustrations, this is bad for your health. Instead find ways of expressing them in a way that will not cause more injury or hurt to anyone.

9- Working hard brings great personal contentment. It gives a sense of being capable in finishing our tasks. Work on things that you feel are valuable of your time.

 10- Learning is a joyful exercise. Try and learn something new each day.  Learning also makes us increase our horizons.

11- Run, jog, walk and do other things that your body was made for. Feel alive.

12- Avoid exposure to negative elements like loud noises, toxins and hazardous places.

Don't you feel better already?  Share the love today.....

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Changes to Cisco certification 2013

What changes are Cisco making to the CCNA?

Cisco has made some changes to Associate-level certifications and also renamed the CCNA certification to CCNA Routing and Switching certification. The CCNA certification has changed from a foundation certification to a concentration certification.

How is the CCNA Routing and Switching different from the current CCNA?

CCNA Routing and Switching is the same certification as the CCNA, however the syllabuses for ICND1, ICND2 and CCNA Composite have been changed to keep up with technology advancements and job roles.

There are some awesome sites I've found for furthering your IT career 

if that's your thing:

Free Cisco Labs for CCNA, CCNP and CCIE R&S!

 The Best collection of IT exam questions on the net 

for all subjects.

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