Unable to post today.....

Unfortunately cannot contribute any jokes today as something has crashed on my computer

and the mouse is missing......

A few new things..

Theres a few new things I've added to APSense - check these out....

 informa Training Conferences

 Daily Gizmo

Strategies to Increase Profits and Build Loyalty 

also theres some brand new AD Exchanges I'm trying out - I'll let you know how they go!!!

If you want to try them out click the banners below - they are free to join and offer some really good Advertising from what I have seen so far...





















Infinity ads andf Fast trrack traffic are both from a fellow named Kenneth Krakstad
.. Extreme text ads has unlimited daily HTML ads available, I will use these sites for a while then critique them in my APSense group .

 A midget fortune teller was sent to prison, but managed to escape. The next day the headlines said, 'Small medium at large'

Interesting tips for the Human body :-)

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

New Banners setup :-)

Ive just been playing with a Free Banner maker from Mike G. (info on the Affiliate Adventure website).

And heres the initial results:

It is interesting to play around with your own advertising banners, even if they are static..
Learn how to at Affiliate Adventure, maybe it will help you advertise your business...