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Monday, November 7, 2011

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Royal letter

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)


Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. 



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Friday, September 16, 2011

Aussie Bloke Etiquette



In General:

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview...

2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.

3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your Ute and trailer to the funeral.


Eating Out:

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.


Entertaining at Home:

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist..

2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.



Personal Hygiene:

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN Ute keys.

2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.

3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.


Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.

2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.


Weddings:

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.

3. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion.


Driving Etiquette:

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your guns loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight.

2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can,
it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Common Sense posts

Common Sense posts: introduction

Written by Philippe

On a social network, I just saw someone posting what I consider a very depressing thought. The first idea that came to mind was to suggest that the person become a sales person for the company selling Prozac. It wouldn’t have been nice to respond such a thing, so I refrained from doing it.

Instead, it inspired me to start a series of posts on my blog about common sense. I heard this many years ago:

“Common sense isn’t common”


Read more at: http://philippemoisan.net/2011/08/21/common-sense-posts-introduction/


Ian B Recommends Dr. Sears on Augine Cyber Real Estate

Ian B Recommends Dr. Sears on Augine Cyber Real Estate

Friday, July 22, 2011

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Biz University Forums Review by salim

Biz University Forums Review by salim

A brand new forum, lots of useful goodies for your business.

I recommend jumping in and getting yourself known.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Ready to Become Thin and healthy Again?

Have you gotten heavier (and wider) the past few years like me?

I made some life changing decisions 10 years ago... Along with divorcing, moving to a new city, and spending time with the love of my life, my whole living routine also changed.

I put myself in *learn and apply* mode on the internet and kept my IT job along the way to keep funds coming in while I was educating myself.

Through trial and error, success and failure, I've been able to carve out a modicum of success in internet marketing.

While I've been so focused on my *new* career , I've also been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for long periods of time daily, using so much mental energy, I've felt too exhausted at the end of the day to get involved in any regular exercise routines.

So while my quality of life has changed positively in some ways (time, money, freedom), I've gradually become a person who's a lot heavier than my thin self of 10 years ago, and a lot less healthy (I can look back and see that the more weight I gained, the less conscious I became at making good food and drink choices).

It's time to put my physical health on my radar again and balance out this great life I already have.

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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Put on a happy face and smile at life!


Many people seek happiness the wrong way. Either they think there’s nothing they can do against external circumstances, or they just sit there and wait for 
Luck or Destiny to come to their aid, thinking someone 
else can show them the way. 
They could wait for a very long time, because that kind of mentality never accomplishes anything.

You create your own happiness, and it depends solely on You. The first thing you have to do is decide what you want to do with your life, and set at least one goal for yourself.

It doesn’t matter whether you set material or spiritual goals. What does matter is that you have a direction to follow. Once you determine what your goals are,
don’t count on anyone else but yourself to reach your destination.

Do everything you can to move forward with your plans. Think, speak and act in 
ways that bring you closer to attaining what you want, if only for a few minutes a day. 
That will keep you on the right track.

Each day that passes without you thinking, speaking and acting to further your 
objectives is a day lost. But if you keep your mind focused, you’re sure to succeed.

Don’t wait for events to become favorable, or for other people to come along 
and help you. Just do what you need to do, at your own speed, and be 
constant in your efforts. That way you’re sure to reach the shores of happiness. 
Give up on the idea of Luck or Destiny – your life is what you make it!

Don’t wait for life to start smiling at you. 
Instead, put on a happy face and smile at life!


Are your fears holding you back or are you using them to move you forward ?

Your fears can actually lead you to success. Fear is an intense emotion. 
But that doesn't mean it has to control you, or even stop you. Fear can 
prepare you and push you forward just as strongly as it can hold you back.
Fear heightens your awareness and increases your physical strength. 
Fear brings your mind to sharp focus. With all that   going for you, 
does it make sense to just run and hide? Of course not. 
Fear gets you in shape to take action!

Are you waiting for things to get better before moving ahead ?

If you're serious about success, you need to start taking action today.
If you're waiting for things to be perfect, you'll wait forever and nothing will 
ever get done.

The way to achieve is to bloom where you're planted, to do what you can, 
where you are, with what you have. It's easy to think up excuses for not taking 
action. "If only I had more hours in the day. If only I  had a better job. If only I could 
meet the right person." But excuses won't bring you anything of value. You've got 
to change your "if  only" into an "I will." "I will make better use of my time. I will work  
on improving my career. I will create and nurture my relationships."

Take a chance. Have faith in yourself. Your circumstances will improve when 
you make the effort to improve them. Start where you are right now. You have 
everything it takes to reach for whatever you desire. Stop wishing. Use your time, 
your energy, your thoughts and efforts to make it happen! You'll be glad you did !

Take Action Today.

"The only thing that stands between a person and what they want
from Life is often merely the WILL to TRY it and the FAITH to
BELIEVE that it is possible."
- Zig Ziglar


Saturday, June 4, 2011

How To Get Links For Your Website | APSense Articles Directory

How To Get Links For Your Website | APSense Articles Directory

(Extract from the APsense Article)

Image links; Search engines can’t read images. So, if you’re linking with an image (as with a navigation button), use “alt” text to describe the web-page the image leads to. An image tag might read something like this:

>img src=”/images/articles/books.gif” alt=”Voda Books”>

Another example of image links this site’s navigation menu above. (They’re images meant to look like text.)

External Links are those to other websites. Link out to quality websites similar to your own. What will be helpful to your visitors? Don’t link to spammy websites, link farms, or what Google calls “bad neighborhoods,” because links to these type of sites can hurt you. Be very selective in your links.


SO, HOW DO I GET LINKS?


Social Networking; This is an absolutely beautiful way to get links. Check out the below articles for full details (way more info than I could put here):

Social Bookmarking and why you need it

Why your business needs a Facebook fan page

Tweeting about Twitter and why you need it

Friday, May 27, 2011

What is FOREX?

What is FOREX?



If you've ever traveled to another country, you usually had to find a currency exchange booth at the airport, and then exchange the money you have into the currency of the country you are visiting.

You go up to the counter and notice a screen displaying different exchange rates for different currencies. You find "Japanese yen" and think to yourself, "WOW! My one dollar is worth 100 yen?! And I have ten dollars! I'm going to be rich!!!"

When you do this, you've essentially participated in the forex market! You've exchanged one currency for another. Or in forex trading terms, assuming you're an American visiting Japan, you've sold dollars and bought yen.

Before you fly back home, you stop by the currency exchange booth to exchange the yen that you miraculously have left over and notice the exchange rates have changed. It's these changes in the exchanges rates that allow you to make money in the foreign exchange market.

The foreign exchange market, which is usually known as "forex" or "FX," is the largest financial market in the world. Compared to the measly $74 billion a day volume of the New York Stock Exchange, the foreign exchange market looks absolutely ginormous with its $4 TRILLION a day trade volume.

Let's take a moment to put this into perspective.

The currency market is over 53 times BIGGER than the stock market! It is HUGE! But hold your horses, there's a catch!

That huge $4 trillion number covers the entire global foreign exchange market, BUT retail traders (that's us) trade the spot market and that's about $1.49 trillion.

So now you know not to be fooled when you read how the stock market is the biggest game out there. It's definitely huge, but not as huge as the media would like you to believe.

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

One day a man decided to retire....



He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But, where did you get the tools?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says. So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to an cabin and treehouse. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."

"Would you like a drink?"

"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed.. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for, right?" She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

"You've built a Golf Course ?"

Friday, February 11, 2011

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

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In the last few years I have been using Auto Text Ad exchanges and List Building sites but I never really had anything much to do with Manual traffic exchanges (with the exception of APsense Traffic), and tended to shy away from them, that was until I joined Instant Blog Subscribers and ran a cross Doug.





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Since I have been a member of TrafficDelivers, I ve realized that there s a whole heap of traffic I ve been missing not using Manual traffic exchanges, and I ve found surfing at TrafficDelivers a little more than addictive :-)



Now I am a member of a number of Manual Traffic Exchanges, for example Freedom Traffic and 247Traffic Pro, but TrafficDelivers in my opinion outshines them all.



Not only because over 5200 members means lots of eyeballs on your sites, but because of the exemplary management by the Admin and the incentives to surf thrown in on a very regular basis.




TrafficDelivers is not just a name, it s a promise!




Doug is an experienced marketer, so he knows what is needed to keep the traffic flowing. And as an Admin, let me say. I am located in Australia and Surf at all odd times, but whenever I have a problem, Doug responds very promptly, which poses the serious question, does this man ever sleep?



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Monday, January 24, 2011

2011 Yearly Video Horoscopes




The best things in life are not only free... they are worth sharing!

So, in case you don’t already know about it, I thought I’d send you this link
to Jonathan Cainer’s horoscope site:
http://www.cainer.com/yearlyvideo/

I find his daily zodiac forecasts very accurate, helpful and inspiring.
I suspect you will too.
Let me know what you think....


PS Don't forget to bookmark it!

http://www.cainer.com/yearlyvideo/