And heres the initial results:
It is interesting to play around with your own advertising banners, even if they are static..
Learn how to at Affiliate Adventure, maybe it will help you advertise your business...
Sunday, June 6, 2010
New Banners setup :-)
Ive just been playing with a Free Banner maker from Mike G. (info on the Affiliate Adventure website).
And heres the initial results:
It is interesting to play around with your own advertising banners, even if they are static..
Learn how to at Affiliate Adventure, maybe it will help you advertise your business...
And heres the initial results:
It is interesting to play around with your own advertising banners, even if they are static..
Learn how to at Affiliate Adventure, maybe it will help you advertise your business...
Saturday, May 29, 2010
New stuff
I've added a few blogs to APsense recently that might be found interesting:
Google spam filters
What is a Business Plan?
so please forgive if I haven't been updating this page regularly.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Google spam filters
What is a Business Plan?
so please forgive if I haven't been updating this page regularly.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Social web site surfing.. what a great idea.
There is a great new site opened up called SWEEVA.
This site is like nothing I have seen before, it's a social web site browsing site, that allows you to comment on other peoples websites and blogs, and if yours is shown people can comment on yours.
The interesting thing is that many people see your site at the same time, sometimes several hundred at once.
The site has been running for maybe 2 weeks now and already has over 7000 members and growing.
I Highly recommend SWEEVA if you want your site seen or comments on how it can be improved..
Have a great day.
This site is like nothing I have seen before, it's a social web site browsing site, that allows you to comment on other peoples websites and blogs, and if yours is shown people can comment on yours.
The interesting thing is that many people see your site at the same time, sometimes several hundred at once.
The site has been running for maybe 2 weeks now and already has over 7000 members and growing.
I Highly recommend SWEEVA if you want your site seen or comments on how it can be improved..
Have a great day.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The cuckoo clock
Jill was invited out for a night with the girls. She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM, a bit worse for wear, Jill headed for home.
Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she “cuckooed” another 9 times.
Jill was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed she knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning Jill’s husband asked, “What time did you get in?”
“Midnight” said Jill. He didn’t seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When she asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, “Oh ****.” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM, a bit worse for wear, Jill headed for home.
Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she “cuckooed” another 9 times.
Jill was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed she knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning Jill’s husband asked, “What time did you get in?”
“Midnight” said Jill. He didn’t seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When she asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, “Oh ****.” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
The alternative to Airport Xray scanners......
Best idea I have heard of………………………
So very simple Why haven't they thought of this before???
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement come over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
So very simple Why haven't they thought of this before???
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement come over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
Monday, April 19, 2010
Flying Jokes
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
Monday, April 5, 2010
Life is an Adventure
Hello everyone.
just a quick one.
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated with the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD - I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!'
just a quick one.
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated with the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD - I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!'
Monday, March 29, 2010
APSense
I Got Paid While Promoting My Business!
I'm doing it at APSense! It is a web 2.0 business social network
that pays you while they are promoting and growing your business.
But guess what? They paid me and I never spent a dime!
Here is how it worked for me, in 5 Easy Steps:
STEP 1 - I registered and setup my personal and business profile.
You can register here: http://www.apsense.com/invite/ianb1970
STEP 2 - Then I explored and joined a few APSense interest groups,
they have so many.
SETP 3 - Then I started writing some useful blogs and group
discussions content pages.
SETP 4 - In these pages APSense provide a special Ad Space where
I posted advertisements for my current business.
SETP 5 - That was it! While I advertised my business, APSense
was also paying me when people viewed my content pages.
But that's not all, they also paid me when the friends that
I invited into my network do the same thing that I'm doing.
Of course this is one of the reasons why I'm inviting you
to join my network at APSense.
So please check out APSense at the following invitation link:
http://www.apsense.com/invite/ianb1970
APSense...
"The business social network that pays you while you make your
business grow."
You can thank me later!
I'm doing it at APSense! It is a web 2.0 business social network
that pays you while they are promoting and growing your business.
But guess what? They paid me and I never spent a dime!
Here is how it worked for me, in 5 Easy Steps:
STEP 1 - I registered and setup my personal and business profile.
You can register here: http://www.apsense.com/invite/ianb1970
STEP 2 - Then I explored and joined a few APSense interest groups,
they have so many.
SETP 3 - Then I started writing some useful blogs and group
discussions content pages.
SETP 4 - In these pages APSense provide a special Ad Space where
I posted advertisements for my current business.
SETP 5 - That was it! While I advertised my business, APSense
was also paying me when people viewed my content pages.
But that's not all, they also paid me when the friends that
I invited into my network do the same thing that I'm doing.
Of course this is one of the reasons why I'm inviting you
to join my network at APSense.
So please check out APSense at the following invitation link:
http://www.apsense.com/invite/ianb1970
APSense...
"The business social network that pays you while you make your
business grow."
You can thank me later!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
The Robot
A father bought a robot with lie detector. His son come home and he ask him:
-Where have you been?
-I was in the library with Bob.
The robot gives to him a huge slap.
-So where have you been?
-At Bob's house.
-What did you do?
-We watched a movie.
-Which movie?
-Rambo 4
The robot gives him a huge slap.
-So,which movie?
-We watched sexmovie,Bob downloaded it from the net.
-You see my son,in your age I never lied to my father.
The robot gives the father a huge slap.
Mother comments:
-You see,he's your son.
Then the robot gives to her a huge slap.
The Buskers Bible.
The Art Of Successful Busking For Fun And Profit.
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-Where have you been?
-I was in the library with Bob.
The robot gives to him a huge slap.
-So where have you been?
-At Bob's house.
-What did you do?
-We watched a movie.
-Which movie?
-Rambo 4
The robot gives him a huge slap.
-So,which movie?
-We watched sexmovie,Bob downloaded it from the net.
-You see my son,in your age I never lied to my father.
The robot gives the father a huge slap.
Mother comments:
-You see,he's your son.
Then the robot gives to her a huge slap.
The Buskers Bible.
The Art Of Successful Busking For Fun And Profit.
Click Herefor more info!
Toluna
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Traffic ZIP
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The truth is there are probably many things that you look for in deciding on a new traffic exchange from fast and friendly customer service to earning real cash and commissions on upgrades and credit purchases. Traffic exchange advertising is becoming very fast paced and is one of the best promotional tools on the net.
Join now and be a part of a system that allows you to earn both traffic and cash from your promotional efforts.
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