One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".
Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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On a recent trip to the United States, Julia Gillard, the esteemed Prime Minister of Australia, addressed a major gathering of Native Americans.
She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for a Carbon Trading Tax for Australia.
At the conclusion of her speech, the crowd presented her with a plaque inscribed with her new Native American name - Walking Eagle.
A chuffed Julia then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked one of the Native Americans how they came to select the new name given to Julia Gillard.
He explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.
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