*The way we do it in Australia!*
This morning I was
in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria
Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and
headed back home. I stopped at a
service station for fuel where a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up
her car at the next pump.
She glanced over at the two boxes of booze, bent over
and leaned in my passenger window, and said
in a sexy voice: "I'm a big believer in barter, fella. Would you be
interested in trading sex for beer?"
Well,I thought for a few seconds and asked:......................
.............."What kind of beer 'ya got?"
This morning I was
in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria
Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and
headed back home. I stopped at a
service station for fuel where a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up
her car at the next pump.
She glanced over at the two boxes of booze, bent over
and leaned in my passenger window, and said
in a sexy voice: "I'm a big believer in barter, fella. Would you be
interested in trading sex for beer?"
Well,I thought for a few seconds and asked:......................
.............."What kind of beer 'ya got?"
What a great testimonial for the above book :-)
Too
often you read a joke book that has good jokes, bad jokes, and HORRIBLE
jokes. Dean, your book is one of those rarities in which, like an album by
a band where EVERY song is good, the whole joke book rocks!
I'm a cheap bastard, but I truly believe I got my money's worth with your book. It's added a HUGE amount of ammunition to my joke arsenal when I'm hanging out with people... I'm damn sure gonna buy Volume 2 if it every comes out. Thanks Dean. You rock.
-- Matt Fort Hood, Texas
